4/01/2011

New Class Added!

20,000

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea with a pair of clippers and some champagne.
Sunday, June 17th
1:00-4:00pm
$12,500

By late June we usually have the urge to walk a long plank and fall backwards into open shark infested water. Why not join us? In this in-depth class, we'll share the secrets of arranging flowers at the bottom of the sea. Working in pairs, students will focus on creating lush, seasonal arrangements while tackling the nuances of buddy breathing. Using natural elements foraged from the sea floor, the class will home in on the use of various pearls, seaweed, and pirate treasure.

The class will take place 20 miles east of the Bermuda Triangle.

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All classes are limited to 10 students, unless otherwise noted.
Clippers will be provided and are a gift to take with you. Students are advised to bring their own spear gun.
Of course, class will finish with refreshments. Can we make a champagne rain under water? We'll sea.
Payments accepted through paypal.
To sign up or ask questions email capt.nemo@gmail.com


APRIL FOOLS!!!

4 comments:

  1. LMAO! However, I'd be all over using driftwood, bleached coral, and conk shells in some arrangements---a "Cornucopia of the Sea/Beach Blanket Bling" class if you will!

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  2. Ha I was starting to think someone hacked you site!

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  3. We get to keep the clippers ?

    count me in

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  4. dudes! you look cute in your scuba gears.

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